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Enamel Recovery Rinse · Built for Real Life
Your coffee. Your pre-workout.
Your soda. All destroying the one thing
your body can never rebuild.
Enamel doesn't grow back. NOIR is the first oral recovery rinse actually built for your life.
Founding 500 — 15% Off At Launch
Be one of the first 500.
Get first access + 15% off when we launch. After 500 spots — full price.
Why This Matters
Three things nobody told you
about your daily routine.
01 — The Problem
Your drinks dissolve enamel.
Coffee. Pre-workout. Energy drinks. Soda. Every sip drops your mouth below pH 5.5 — the line where enamel starts dissolving.
02 — The Truth
It never grows back.
Skin heals. Bone heals. Muscle heals. Enamel does not. Once it's gone, your body has zero ability to rebuild it. Ever.
03 — The Solution
Nano-Hydroxyapatite.
The same mineral your enamel is made of. NOIR rebuilds at the molecular level. 30 seconds after your drink. That's it.
The Collection
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Crimson Edition
Enamel Recovery Rinse
8 fl oz · 237 mL
$35CAD
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Midnight Edition
Enamel Recovery Rinse
8 fl oz · 237 mL
$35CAD
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Signature Edition
Enamel Recovery Rinse
8 fl oz · 237 mL
$35CAD
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Forest Edition
Enamel Recovery Rinse
8 fl oz · 237 mL
$35CAD
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Refill Can · Limited
Enamel Recovery Rinse
12 fl oz · 355 mL
$25CAD
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About NOIR
The oral care industry
forgot about us.
For decades, the oral care industry has had one piece of advice for people whose drinks were destroying their teeth: quit.
Quit coffee. Quit soda. Quit pre-workout. Quit energy drinks. Quit your routine. Quit your life.
That's not a solution. That's a cop-out.
Real people don't quit their morning coffee. Lifters don't quit their pre-workout. Workers don't quit their energy drinks. And they shouldn't have to lose their teeth for it.
NOIR exists for the people the oral care industry forgot about — the ones who keep drinking what they love, and deserve a product built around their actual lives.
Not built to make you stop. Built to protect what's left.
⚡ Only 500 founding spots — 15% off locked for life
Keep your routine.
Just protect what's left.
Once we hit 500 emails, the founding offer closes. After launch, full price for everyone else.
Founding 500
Lock in 15% off — for life.
$35 CAD at launch · Founding pay $29.75 · Free shipping over $75